YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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