i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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