Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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