ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
