How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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