Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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