He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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