i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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