I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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