My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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