THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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