aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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