2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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