He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
