The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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