Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
