Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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