You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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