You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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