I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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