sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize
