someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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