if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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