My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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