Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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