FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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