party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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