Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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