trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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