I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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