so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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