I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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