Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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