How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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