Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
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