do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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