So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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