Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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