gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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