I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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