I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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