Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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