Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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