I wanna bring you to show and tell
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
