Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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