Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
You don't make any sense
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What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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