Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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