dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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