1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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