Where is the hickey?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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