god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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