just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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