bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Come see our sink grown plant.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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