it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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