the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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