Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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