Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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